At church some girls (1st grade, I think) were giving me some serious advice.
Girl 1: Never, ever drink. It's BAD!
Me: You have to drink SOME things to survive.
Girl 1: No, I mean BAD drinks.
Me: What's a bad drink?
Girl 1: Like, you know. Drinks at a bar.
Me: What kind of drinks are bad at a bar?
Girl 1: I don't know.
Me: Well how can you tell if you're drinking a bad drink?
Girl 1: You read it.
Me: What does it say to make you know it's bad?
Girl 1: I don't know. You just can tell.
Me: What if it LOOKS like a good drink, but it's really a bad drink?
Girl 1: If it looks like water, but it's fizzy, that means it's Sprite.
Girl 2: She's talking about beer. Beer is the bad drink.
Me: Ooooh. I understand now.
As they start to walk away, Girl 1 turns and says, "Oh. And don't eat or drink or...whatever you do to marijuana. That's what Michael Phelps did."
Bad drinks. They are so tasty. :)
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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Posted by Rachel at 7:41 AM
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Now every child is going to know Phelps for the Mary Jane. His bad.
Honestly, I'm 29 and I can't ever get it right. What do you snort, what do you smoke, and what do you shoot up? Somehow, I'm glad this isn't part of my realm of knowledge.
I like the bad drinks, too. ;)
You snort heroine, you smoke pot, and as far as shooting up... I'm not really sure! haha
He he he, oh dear.
Hmm... I never heard of anyone snorting heroin before. I believe it is actually the crack that one snorts and the heroin that one shoots up. But I was homeschooled, so.
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