Thursday, June 5, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Years ago there was one woman who stole the hearts of Americans. She grabbed your attention by the knees (where she could reach most easily) and held on for dear life. Many thought that she would be the only thing anyone would remember about jazzercise ever again. But just as her career and complete adoration seemed to be skyrocketing, she disappeared from the public eye. Most held on to a hope that she was just working on her next big video. As time drug meaninglessly along, however, it became apparent to all that she was not coming back.

Until today.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am overjoyed to announce a first-time, exclusive interview with the one and only


Coming to a computer near you very, very soon (brought to you only by Don't Know Squat).

Until then, please enjoy this rare footage of Francesca's very first workout video.

:) Have a great day


MagenRanae said...

Hehehe...I don't even know what to say.

Roehrman said...

Ummm is that real? I was looking close to see if it was you just being funny!

Rachel said...

That would be my dear friend and former roommate who had a tendency in high school to make home videos when she was bored.

But she's making a comeback! ;)

lanes said...

Wow, who is this jazzerciser Francesca?

Joy said...

Man, I need one of HER workout videos! :)

tsbjf said...

I played all of them at the same time, that was pretty funny! She seemed to do a lot of talking.....

So this is one of your old roommates? You have a lot of interesting friends.